Pedro!
Crazy little man shares my obsession. So, today... there was one laying on my bed next to my laptop when I went to go switch the laundry. When I came back to sit down, it was gone! I looked around for a minute in despair and then got up to look downstairs. Pedro followed me down the stairs and I looked at him and said, "Where did my burt's go?"
Pedro galloped over to his bed, retrieved my beloved chapstick and dropped it at my feet...un-chewed! I couldn't help but laugh. My dog is so freakin' cute and I can't blame him for trying! :)